Spirit Animal

I always thought my spirit animal would be some really cute, really fun, lovable puppy. That is the animal I always identified with most. Like some sort of lab, or something. Or like this guy that wants to party. Cause lets face it: i'm excited all the time, i love friends, i always want to play and i pee a little when new people come in my house. Just kidding about one of those, you figure out which one.

ANYWAYS, I recently discovered, however, my true Spirit Animal. and that is one, Ms. Cyndi Lauper. No matter how cliche it may be, "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" is totally my life's anthem. Its the honest to god or goddess or allah or whatever the fuck, truth that girls in fact, do just wanna have fun. Some boys DO take a beautiful girl and hide her away from the rest of the world. Daddy dear will always be number one, and Mama it IS our turn to walk in the sun. Cyndi will always have my back. She is a crazy, silly lady and I like it. So colorful! and I am Rainbow Bacon, after all. So fun! We all know I love fun. So gay but straight! I've told you all before about how trannies love me, and how i love the dick. She is now and forever will be my true spirit animal.

I love you Cyndi, girl. Thanks for being awesome.